NOT IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE AT NIGHT ALL OF THE SHARKS CROCADOILES STINGERS BLUEBOTTLES BLUE RINGED OCTOPOOFS AND THE DROPBEARSKATES CRAWL OUT OF THE OCEAN TO FEED BECAUSE THERES FUCKALL TUCKER LEFT FOR THE POOR FUCKEN SWIMMYCUNTS IN THEIR NATURALÉ FUCKEN HABITAT IS THERE, AND SO IF YOU ARE WITHIN 500M OF THE OCEAN AT NIGHT HERE YOURE FUCKED AS AY, UNLESS YOU ARE WITHIN CHUNDERING RANGE OF ONE OF THOSE SWIPEYCUNTS AT THE PUB OR THE SHOPS THAT TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY.
SNEASNAKES I FORGOT SNEASNAKES AND STONEDFISH AND LYINGFISH THEY GO RAH COZ THERE LYINS
gummo_for_prez2025-08-07 07:16
Facts
GroundbreakingBed1662025-08-06 23:46
They can afford healthcare.
GandalfTheBored2025-08-09 00:07
People who ride horses live longer too.
Elleve2025-08-05 10:42
Not if there's a Tsunami.
Danktizzle2025-08-05 13:50
That’s when they move to their mountain home
PaiouH2025-08-05 11:09
Correlation =/= causality. They may be just statistically richer.
spartynole4life2025-08-05 13:42
Yes; the rich usually live longer.
shannanigans11242025-08-05 18:28
Not if they live in poor coastal areas with no healthcare facilities.
Tax_Goddess2025-08-05 23:03
Then Obama will never die - he owns 3 or 4 of them.
-sussy-wussy-2025-08-06 09:40
My health improves so much whenever I live by the sea. I have no allergies, my skin conditions improve a lot, my joints hurt way less.
I always went to live with relatives in Crimea every year for a month as a kid, and I've been living on the Baltic shore for a few years. I don't think it's about being rich, this region is being compared to America because of how chaotically it was built and just how big the wealth inequality is.
I think, high humidity just suits me because I felt similarly living near marshes and multiple lakes.
alive_in_entropy2025-08-06 22:37
Correlation does not imply causation.
BooYou13782025-08-06 23:12
Because in the US at least, they can afford healthcare if they can afford to live by the ocean.
fabfour662025-08-07 21:39
I’ll go out right now and buy a home next to the ocean… What a great idea, shame I can’t take that idea and turn it into a reality.
numbnom2025-08-08 17:26
*laughs in Halifax*
Agile_Toe44002025-08-08 23:25
How close to the ocean do you need to be for this to apply to you?
VirginiaLuthier2025-08-09 17:01
It's really true that nothing matters
No mad mad world and no mad hatters
There ain't no pitching 'cause there ain't no batters
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SNEASNAKES I FORGOT SNEASNAKES AND STONEDFISH AND LYINGFISH THEY GO RAH COZ THERE LYINS
I always went to live with relatives in Crimea every year for a month as a kid, and I've been living on the Baltic shore for a few years. I don't think it's about being rich, this region is being compared to America because of how chaotically it was built and just how big the wealth inequality is.
I think, high humidity just suits me because I felt similarly living near marshes and multiple lakes.
No mad mad world and no mad hatters
There ain't no pitching 'cause there ain't no batters
In Coconut Grove
....Lovin' Spoonful